April 20, 2009
The WoofGang's collective tail started wagging at the news Honda was introducing a dog-friendly Honda Element this fall. Features are to include a built-in doggie ramp, water bowl, restraint system, and cooling fan.
But what about all the other essential features every dog owner really yearns for in a vehicle? Woofie brainstormed the accessories we'd like to see included in a WoofGang Edition of the Honda Element.
The truly discerning dog owner expects:
Dog Positioning Satellite (DPS) Gives you directions for locating your runaway dog
Hair Bags Absorbs the shock of a flying dog when you slam on the brakes
DogStar Satellite system directs you to dog parks and drive-up windows that provide doggie treats
Anti-Bark System (ABS) Eliminates annoying barking with the push of a control-panel button
Car TV Monitor Plays Animal Planet network continuously
Smudge Resistant Glass with Interior Wipers Eradicates dog snot on the inside of your back windows
Emissions Control Built-in pooper scooper
What dog-friendly car features would you like to see? We're eager to hear from you!
Posted by Rich, Jane, Boomer, and Daisy at 5:00 AM